Wednesday, July 06, 2005

BAKIT DAW KAPE? WHY NOT?

I have listed below some famous Coffee Quotes that I hope will convince you to have a cup of coffee every morning. Read on and grasp the pleasure of drinking coffee.

Stay awake…

Goryo4u~ Coffee is better than sex. (lol! Joke only…he-he-he!) Just making sure I got your attention. OK read on.

Author Unknown~ Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.

Honore de Balzac, "The Pleasures and Pains of Coffee"~ This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder. (....ang lufet!!!)

Author Unknown~ A morning without coffee is like sleep. (“Ito ang sinsabi ko ”)

Flash Rosenberg~ I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. (“Kaya pala mas malaki ang bayad ng Insurance Companies sa ating Hinlalaki”)

Author Unknown~ Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. (“ahhh…kaya pala!)

Author Unknown~ Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.

Henry Ward Beecher~ No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odour to the nostrils.

Dutch Proverb~ Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. (“mabuti na lang mabango”)


Alphonse Allais~ Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.


Prince Tallyrand~ Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night. (“ano daw?)


Stephanie Piro~ Behind every successful woman... is a substantial amount of coffee.

Author Unknown~ If it ain't caffeinated, it ain't coffee! (“yun nga ang sabi ko nga eh.”)

Alexander King~ Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis - a good hot cup of coffee.


The Women's Petition Against Coffee, 1674~ Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water.


Jonathan Swift~ Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.


Alex Levine ~ Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. (“you got that right!”)

John Van Druten~ I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.


Author Unknown~ Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. (“hey, this one is exaggerating!)

have a nice day...

Cheers :)

2 Comments:

Anonymous Fr. Stephen, MSC said...

Wow. I like these quotes. I am a cappuccino lover myself. In fact I dare say that 99% of my blood is cappuccino. But I wonder why you didn't include a word about coffee from an Italian. They seem to drink more coffee than water.

July 09, 2005 6:54 AM  
Blogger goryo4u said...

Ang totoo 'nyan fr. stphen, isa yan sa aking wish list, to drink coffee at any cafe in Italy. I've been preparing for that experience para di ako mapahiya pag-order ko ng Macchiato. Naks!

thanks for your comment.

cheers!

July 09, 2005 2:01 PM  

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